حالات English

A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

If you are one in a million, there are six thousand people just like you.

Alarm Clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said Parking Fine.

I now know I'm psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

I did a few researchers to get that information.

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.

Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon.

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I hate when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

If I were a bird, I'd fly straight into a ceiling fan.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.